Funny employee rules part-1

To All Employees - Effective January 2013 :

Dress Code

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.

· If we see gents wearing Reebok shoes or ladies carrying leather Gucci bags, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.

· If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.

· If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay raise.

Sick Days

We will no longer accept a doctor’s certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Leave Days

Each employee will receive 52 personal days a year. They are called your weekly OFF. One each week. 52 weeks in a year.

Death Ceremony Leave (for acquaintances)

This is not an excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the afternoon. You can go during your lunch break and come back immediately.

Death Ceremony Leave (for self)

This may be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two week’s notice, and it is your responsibility to train your replacement. 

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