funniest school kids

joke on drunk guy

Police stops a drunk guy at midnight and asked him where he is going!

The drunk replies: To attend a lecture on ill effects of drinking!

Policeman replies: Who's gonna give you a lecture at midnight?

Drunk: My wife.

the great santa!

संता रात कों घर नहीं आया तो सब परेशान हो गए . 

सुबह होने पर पता चला के संता रत को बैंक के बहार सो रहा था

सब ने एक ही सवाल पुचा संता को की क्यों वो बैंक के बहार सो रहा था

तभी संता ने बैंक के बहार लगा हुआ बोर्ड दिखाया जिसमे लिखा था " यहाँ सोने पर लोन मिलती है "

wife calls husband!

Wife calls up her husband

Wife: Where the hell are you???!!

Husband: Darling do you remember that jewelery shop where you had seen a necklace and fell in love with it and I had told you that I have no money and promised you to buy it one day!!

Wife(tremendously happy) : yaa i remember my love!

Husband: I am in the pub just next to that shop!

drama in classroom

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home!

Santa throws his bag out of the window.

Teacher: Who threw that?

Santa: I did, I am going home.

sender: ashish

Joke on facebook

Dear Facebook
Every time I add a girl to my friend list you ask me
"Do you know her?"

Is she your sister..???
just mind your own Business...what problem do you have if i get a girl-friend?

Husband wife fight

Afghanistan army's missile launcher!

Son's birthday

Dad to son: what do you want on your birthday?

Son: Nothing much, just a music system and a sports car surrounding it!

the most dangerous alphabet!

Which is the most dangerous alphabet?

" W "
because all worries start with " W"
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
War!
Wine!
Whisky!
Woman
and finally
WIFE!

Stock market joke

BSE -->Bombay se exit
NSE --> nation se exit
F/O --> future over
NIFTY --> no income for this year
BTS --> buy today suicide tomorrow

Santa teaches his teacher in class

Teacher asks a  question to santa : If Banta borrows 1000 rupees from you at simple interest of 10% per month for 6 months, How much money would Banta return to you after 6months?

Santa replies: 0 rupees madam

Teacher: you don't know Maths!! shame on you.

Santa: you don't know Banta!! shame on you.