Wednesday 30 November 2011
Monday 28 November 2011
Sunday 27 November 2011
3 Reasons 2 Give Exam
1. you can spend 3 hours in self meditation.
2. you can complete your sleep.
3. you can see your teachers being bored who usually bore you
Saturday 26 November 2011
the cute loveletter!
Girlfriend: i kiss every stamp pasted on your letter addressed to me....because i know your lips would have touched it before while applying it!
Boyfriend: uhh!! actually i affix the stamps after rubbing them with my dog's nose!
Boyfriend: uhh!! actually i affix the stamps after rubbing them with my dog's nose!
Monday 21 November 2011
can u plz help me
Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?”
Client: “Is e-mail internet”?
Me: “I beg your pardon?”
Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”
Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”
Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.”
Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?”
Client: “Open what?”
Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?”
Client: “My…my…?”
Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?”
Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.”
Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?”
Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?”
Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?”
Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.”
Me: “No, ma’am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?”
Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?”
Me: “We…okay, ma’am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?”
Client: “My what?”
Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”
Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.
Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?”
Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.”
Me: “An error message?”
Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.”
Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?”
Client: “Yes.”
Me: “Move it for me.”
Client: “Move it?”
Me: “Yes. Move it.”
Client: “My e-mail!”
Client: “Is e-mail internet”?
Me: “I beg your pardon?”
Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”
Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”
Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.”
Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?”
Client: “Open what?”
Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?”
Client: “My…my…?”
Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?”
Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.”
Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?”
Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?”
Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?”
Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.”
Me: “No, ma’am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?”
Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?”
Me: “We…okay, ma’am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?”
Client: “My what?”
Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”
Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.
Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?”
Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.”
Me: “An error message?”
Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.”
Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?”
Client: “Yes.”
Me: “Move it for me.”
Client: “Move it?”
Me: “Yes. Move it.”
Client: “My e-mail!”
Sunday 20 November 2011
Friday 18 November 2011
Thursday 17 November 2011
examinations!!
six things boys do in examination hall!
1> counting number of girls
2> sighting the lady supervisor
3> counting the number of windows and doors
4> seeing the brand name of pen
5> feelings for wasting the last night without studying
6> think to study well atleast for next exam
six things girls do in examination hall
(whether they know or don't know!)
1> write
2> write
3> write
4> write
5> write
6> write
god only knows what they write!!
by:ashish
1> counting number of girls
2> sighting the lady supervisor
3> counting the number of windows and doors
4> seeing the brand name of pen
5> feelings for wasting the last night without studying
6> think to study well atleast for next exam
six things girls do in examination hall
(whether they know or don't know!)
1> write
2> write
3> write
4> write
5> write
6> write
god only knows what they write!!
by:ashish
Wednesday 16 November 2011
Tuesday 15 November 2011
financial management
A beggar found rs 100.
He went to 5 star hotel for dinner.
Had his delicious feast and bill amount was rs 3000.
With his total amount not worth paying the tip...Manager handed him to police.
He gave rs 100. to police and was set free.
Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT without MBA.
by: kunal
He went to 5 star hotel for dinner.
Had his delicious feast and bill amount was rs 3000.
With his total amount not worth paying the tip...Manager handed him to police.
He gave rs 100. to police and was set free.
Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT without MBA.
by: kunal
Monday 14 November 2011
optical illusion
stare at the center of the image....see the colours disappearing in a few seconds...
wonder how the hell does it happen!
Sunday 13 November 2011
can't get funnier
Teacher: give me one example of a Coincident?
Santa: my mother and father, both have the same date as marriage anniversary..!
Santa: my mother and father, both have the same date as marriage anniversary..!
Saturday 12 November 2011
japanese tourist!
A Japanese came to India. He took a AUTO to go to the airport.
On the way a HONDA overtakes,
Japanese: HONDA made in JAPAN very fast.....
Next a TOYOTA overtakes, he said TOYOTA made in JAPAN, very fast.
Airport came he asked how much?
Driver: 8000Rs
Japanese: why so expensive?
Driver: METER made in INDIA very fast...
On the way a HONDA overtakes,
Japanese: HONDA made in JAPAN very fast.....
Next a TOYOTA overtakes, he said TOYOTA made in JAPAN, very fast.
Airport came he asked how much?
Driver: 8000Rs
Japanese: why so expensive?
Driver: METER made in INDIA very fast...
Thursday 10 November 2011
Wednesday 9 November 2011
Tuesday 8 November 2011
Saturday 5 November 2011
check your IQ
dont paste the answer here if you got it...share it on facebook or twitter with your friends to see their IQ
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