Thursday 29 March 2012

Tuesday 27 March 2012

cheating wife joke, cheat wife

Trust is the most important part of a realtionship.
You must be 100% sure that she Won't tell your Wife.

Friday 16 March 2012

Movies jokes, jokes on movies

There's a serial killer in our house!
Normal people like us will say "CALL THE POLICE, LETS GET OUT OF HERE!"

But in movies actors say "Lets go find him"

facebook joke

How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated status' to what you were doing really

"Santa is now using the bathroom. *FLUSH*"

Wednesday 14 March 2012

what happens in the bar

peter walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a
blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming
on.The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a
large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at peter and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
peter said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
peter placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building falling to his death. The blonde was
very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's
your money."
peter replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM
news, So I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again."
 
peter took the money.