facebook jokes

lmao

kapil sibal jokes

Noise is measured in Decibels;

Nonsense is measured in Sibals.

The stupidest minister of parliament of all time :D Lolz

how people think of the world

japan,china,india,canada & afghanistan are not to be missed LOL

fever remedies

santa sends an SMS to his boss: "dear boss i will not be able to come to office today as I am down with fever!"

Santa's boss replies : "When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.."


2 hours later

Santa replies: "I am ok now sir, thank you for showing the remedy, and your wife is very sweet!"

by: kunal

How indians think of the world

ROFL

when should you study

Teacher: Which is the best month to study..?

Student: Decembruary..

Teacher: dont be silly, there is NO such month..

Student: Exactly..!

How rumours start

how rumours at office start!

the cons of technology

 when you get used to technology :D

at the atm

Two wisest advices

1. Never laugh at your wife's choice because,
You are one of them. :D

2. Never be proud of your choice because,
Your wife is one of them. :D

shooting in mumbai

A man shoots mad dog in streets of Mumbai to save an old lady.
News: An Indian saves lady
Man clarifies that he is not an Indian.
News: A brave foreigner shoots mad dog to save lady
Man says that he is a Pakistani.
News: terrorist attack on local dog!!

by: siddharth

kapil sibal look alike

Ahhh... the great kapil sibal

The engineers joke

The mr. perfectionist in cheating

 How the 'so' called engineers ask for leave :D

 And the first and final project of engineers :D

Impact of Job Change

A taxi passenger touched the driver on shoulder to ask something

Driver screamed, lost control of the car, went up on the footpath & Stopped few centimeters from a shop

The driver said: "Don't ever do that again, you scared me"

Passenger apologized and said: "I didn't realize a little touch would scare you so much"

Driver replied: "Sorry, it's not your fault its my 1st day as a Cab driver.I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for last 25 yrs.

by: parth

what not to do on boat!

A silly tourist asked a boat guy:"do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography,Geology?"

The boat guy said: "NO to all the questions"

The tourist then said:"What the hell you know on the face of this earth? You will die of illiteracy!!

After a while, the boat started sinking, so the boatman asked the tourist:"Do you know Swimology and escapology from Crocodilogy?"

The tourist said: NO !!

The boat guy replied: "Well you will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Bodiology and you will Dieology because of your badmouthology" 


by:kunal

Maths joke

Got it?? read again!

Osama's last facebook post

on the beach

Lolz

Lokpal with a German touch

kapil sibal joke

kapil sibal mode

who is she?

A boy was going with his girlfriend

his friend asked : who is she?

Boy : she is my cousin.

his friend said: last year she was my cousin.!

by:kunal

Kolaveri Student Version

Yo students i am singing
song
exam song
fail song
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di...
rhythm correct
kaila book
only english..
hand la book
book la notes
eyes-u full-aa tear-u
empty brain-u
exam u come-u
life reverse gear-u
maam-u maam-u
oh my maam-u
you taught me sum-u
cow-u cow-u holy cow-u
is this in syllabus-u
god i m dying now-u
invigilator is happy how-u
this song for students- u
we dont have choice-u
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
fail song!

ultimate answer!

teacher : why r u late??

student: does it really matters??
you still get paid .. 

by: kunal

recognise this guy?

Once santa was thinking while looking at the mirror!! "I have seen this guy somewhere..."

After some time he jumped up in the air saying yaa i got it! "He was sitting opposite me in saloon for haircut!!"

difference between Indian & Pakistani army

This is the reality!

Barack obama jokes!

guess why Barack Obama is more popular in China than in America?

Because he created more jobs there!

and guess why would Barack Obama not laugh at himself?
Because then he would be a racist!