Thursday, 29 March 2012
Tuesday, 27 March 2012
cheating wife joke, cheat wife
Trust is the most important part of a realtionship.
You must be 100% sure that she Won't tell your Wife.
You must be 100% sure that she Won't tell your Wife.
Saturday, 24 March 2012
Thursday, 22 March 2012
Tuesday, 20 March 2012
Friday, 16 March 2012
Movies jokes, jokes on movies
There's a serial killer in our house!
Normal people like us will say "CALL THE POLICE, LETS GET OUT OF HERE!"
But in movies actors say "Lets go find him"
facebook joke
How embarrassing would it be if Facebook automatically updated status' to what you were doing really
"Santa is now using the bathroom. *FLUSH*"
"Santa is now using the bathroom. *FLUSH*"
Wednesday, 14 March 2012
what happens in the bar
peter walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a
blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming
on.The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a
large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at peter and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
peter said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
peter placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building falling to his death. The blonde was
very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's
your money."
peter replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM
news, So I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again."
blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming
on.The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a
large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at peter and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
peter said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
peter placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building falling to his death. The blonde was
very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's
your money."
peter replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM
news, So I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again."
peter took the money.
Sunday, 11 March 2012
Saturday, 10 March 2012
Wednesday, 7 March 2012
Monday, 5 March 2012
Thursday, 1 March 2012
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