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the day is not far when someone will knock your door and tell you,
Hi! We have 7 mutual friends can I come in?

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effects of global warming

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It was a busy monday afternoon for jack at work and his unaware wife calls him up!
wife: "darling i have got a good news and a bad news which one would you like to hear?"
jack:" dear I am really busy right now, just tell the good news quick!"
wife:" okay, the good news is that the air-bags in our new audi work perfectly."

sender: ankit

smart girls jokes

A cute guy found a new girlfriend
so he texted his ex-girlfriend " hei I got a new girlfriend, she is smarter, hotter and better than you so I want you to return the picture of me that you have!"
and soon came the reply of his eX
"I have sent them to you by post, don't be surprised there are 50 photos of all of my boyfriend's and you may keep yours and return the rest to me"
by: abhinav

can you not concentrate during exam

It was the month of march and the school and college exams were approaching,
a group of boys staying in hostel were not able to concentrate on their reading due to girls
and under tension they decided to go to temple and take assistance of their swamy.
The swamy was very experienced and knew the exact solution for it;
He instructed to close their eyes and say "om shanti om"
whenever they saw a beautiful girl!
a few days later they were all sitting in a garden and reading
suddenly one of them said "om shanti om"
and as per the tendency of boys all of his friends asked him "where where???"
boyz r boyz :D

Narendra modi jokes

This is what media suggests about Narendra modi

India manmohan singh jokes

the reality with manmohan singh

Deepika Padukone jokes

Deepika padukone

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RCB IPL kingfisher vijay mallya jokes

woo pity on vijay mallya, what is he going through!!

blackberry jokes

21st century kids standing at museum in Egypt, looking at the ancient mummies..
they saw "1217BC" written below the mummy.
the first kid wondered what it is and asked his friend Jack if he knew what "1217BC meant
Jack replied ya i guess that will be his blackberry pin number for blackberry messenger!

by: Abhinav

Gujarati jokes

We never go to office, we go to HOFFIS!

The first rule of money - Never use your own!

"Su 6 Nava juni" is our version of wassup?

We keep an "ELARAAM" to wake up in the morning

No party is over without a round of GARBA

When someone asks about a person, we say GENTLEMAN MANAS 6!

"Saanti rakh ne ,loi no pee!" is our best possible slang

We have a PhD in Bargaining by birth..

We don't have feelings, we have PHILLINGS!!!

Jai Shri Krishan = Hello and Aavjo = Good bye

Generally our conversations begin with kem 6, maja ma ne, and end with,

koi saaru investment Hoy..Deel Beel hoy to bataav jo Bhai

For us electricity never goes - only light does!!!!

We don't call people, we COAL them

We Gujjus are everywhere, all over the globe - So deal with it...

We go to movie HOLE and take outside SNAKES for refreshments

Towel = Tooval

Every gujju will introduce their spouse as aa Mara Mr. 6, ne aa Mari Mrs. 6...

Mount Abu is Switzerland

Exam aave 6, beta notes JEROX karavanu bhoolto nai...

If all of a sudden u hear a Dhoom machale ringtone Its Gujju

Hindi humko Bahut faavta hai

if u are 15 or 50, ur parents will always refer to u as their Bebbi or Baabo

Gujjus don’t know what chocolate is, they only know CATBURY

If u don’t watch Tarak Mehta ka oolta chashmah u r not a gujju….yaar

Ultimate gujju gift - a 'cover' (envelope) with 500 +1 in it

We tk constitution very seriously, everybody is called Bhai and Ben

If u do not go for navratri, u don’t exist

Mango is not our national fruit only Kesar n Haphus is

Vile Parle and New Jersey feels like home - Aapnuj 6...

We eat homemade Theplas with chhundo and Athaanu in Business class flight

We can do garba on any song in the world

Falguni Pathak is Britney spears for us

After having chaat, bhelpuri, sevpuri, we make sure we ask for extra puri, and then discount

Order soup 1/2, 2 TIMES u get more quantity - be smart

U expect a discount at dollar store if u r a gujju

Always says Don’t Charge me TAX I am paying in CASH

U consider SpongeBob as Dhokla, u r Gujju

Dandiya is our prom

U find something gud n say "BAHU FINE 6!"

If a gujju starts coffee with Karan, he would name it as "chhas with chhagan"

" You know you are getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake."

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