Gujarati jokes

We never go to office, we go to HOFFIS!

The first rule of money - Never use your own!

"Su 6 Nava juni" is our version of wassup?

We keep an "ELARAAM" to wake up in the morning

No party is over without a round of GARBA

When someone asks about a person, we say GENTLEMAN MANAS 6!

"Saanti rakh ne ,loi no pee!" is our best possible slang

We have a PhD in Bargaining by birth..

We don't have feelings, we have PHILLINGS!!!

Jai Shri Krishan = Hello and Aavjo = Good bye

Generally our conversations begin with kem 6, maja ma ne, and end with,

koi saaru investment Hoy..Deel Beel hoy to bataav jo Bhai

For us electricity never goes - only light does!!!!

We don't call people, we COAL them

We Gujjus are everywhere, all over the globe - So deal with it...

We go to movie HOLE and take outside SNAKES for refreshments

Towel = Tooval

Every gujju will introduce their spouse as aa Mara Mr. 6, ne aa Mari Mrs. 6...

Mount Abu is Switzerland

Exam aave 6, beta notes JEROX karavanu bhoolto nai...

If all of a sudden u hear a Dhoom machale ringtone Its Gujju

Hindi humko Bahut faavta hai

if u are 15 or 50, ur parents will always refer to u as their Bebbi or Baabo

Gujjus don’t know what chocolate is, they only know CATBURY

If u don’t watch Tarak Mehta ka oolta chashmah u r not a gujju….yaar

Ultimate gujju gift - a 'cover' (envelope) with 500 +1 in it

We tk constitution very seriously, everybody is called Bhai and Ben

If u do not go for navratri, u don’t exist

Mango is not our national fruit only Kesar n Haphus is

Vile Parle and New Jersey feels like home - Aapnuj 6...

We eat homemade Theplas with chhundo and Athaanu in Business class flight

We can do garba on any song in the world

Falguni Pathak is Britney spears for us

After having chaat, bhelpuri, sevpuri, we make sure we ask for extra puri, and then discount

Order soup 1/2, 2 TIMES u get more quantity - be smart

U expect a discount at dollar store if u r a gujju

Always says Don’t Charge me TAX I am paying in CASH

U consider SpongeBob as Dhokla, u r Gujju

Dandiya is our prom

U find something gud n say "BAHU FINE 6!"

If a gujju starts coffee with Karan, he would name it as "chhas with chhagan"

" You know you are getting too old, when the candles cost more than the cake."

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