Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgadh for Collecting the 'loot-maar' software which he had ordered.They reach Ramgad and start shouting:
"Abe O thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo hamne order kiya tha? Last date to kabh ka nikal gaya"
Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.
Kaalia - "Kya laye ho dhaniya?"
Dhaniya - "Financial Accounting software hai sarkar."
Kaalia - "Suwar ke bacche! Yeh bekar software hamare liye banaya?
Aur woh loot-maar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file Mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Haraam-zada !!"
Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying: "Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai"
Kaalia - "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire Kiye hain kya??"
Thakur - "Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal Raha hai".
Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says: "Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa... in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon ki software company banaayi hai"
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chap chala ja Kutai. Ham log consultants hain, kuch Bhi kar sakte hain"
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says: "Jao kaalia, gabbar Se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya"
Kaalia - "Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya, to wo poore network mein Virus daal dega"
At the Gabbar's den...
Gabbar: "Kittney bugs thay"?
Kalia: "Do sarkaar"
Gabbar: "Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch ke aaye ho?
Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja milegi..Barobbar milegi"
Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa
"Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?"
Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.
logout..logout... logout....
Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?"
Kalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkar?"
Gabbar: " To ab documentation kar !!!" [LOGOUT.....]
"Abe O thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo hamne order kiya tha? Last date to kabh ka nikal gaya"
Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.
Kaalia - "Kya laye ho dhaniya?"
Dhaniya - "Financial Accounting software hai sarkar."
Kaalia - "Suwar ke bacche! Yeh bekar software hamare liye banaya?
Aur woh loot-maar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file Mein chuppa ke rakha hai? Haraam-zada !!"
Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying: "Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai"
Kaalia - "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire Kiye hain kya??"
Thakur - "Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal Raha hai".
Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.
Kaalia starts laughing and says: "Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa... in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon ki software company banaayi hai"
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chap chala ja Kutai. Ham log consultants hain, kuch Bhi kar sakte hain"
Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says: "Jao kaalia, gabbar Se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya"
Kaalia - "Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya, to wo poore network mein Virus daal dega"
At the Gabbar's den...
Gabbar: "Kittney bugs thay"?
Kalia: "Do sarkaar"
Gabbar: "Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch ke aaye ho?
Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja milegi..Barobbar milegi"
Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa
"Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?"
Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.
Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.
logout..logout... logout....
Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?"
Kalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkar?"
Gabbar: " To ab documentation kar !!!" [LOGOUT.....]
