what is kiss?

Question: 

What is kiss?

Answer: 

In Maths= Kis the shortest distance between two lips.
In Physics = It is a process of charging human body.
In Computer = Kiss is local area network in which 2 bodies conneted without any data cable.
In Economics = Kiss is a process in which demand is always higher than supply

by: parth

train in tunnel :-D

There's an Indian guy, a Pakistani guy and a beautiful woman Sitting next to each other in a train.

The train goes through a tunnel and everything gets dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then the sound of a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel.

The woman and the Indian are sitting there looking perplexed. The Pakistani is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.

The Pakistani is thinking, "O Allah, that Indian must have tried to kiss this lady, she thought it was me and slapped me."
The lady is thinking, "That Pakistani must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Indian instead and got slapped."

The Indian was thinking "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Pakistani again."

India rocks!