science jokes

Science says, by boiling water the germs in the water are killed!
but science does not know that by boiling water the dead germs remain in the water and are consumed by us!
Genius I

did you do this in class?

When Teacher points at you in front of the whole class and tell you to stand up,
you ask who? I? are you asking me to stand up? why?
and the teacher grows angrier with every question
ROFL

I do this everytime!

Anandbhai from Munnabhai mbbs

santa's son at medical college

Santa:  I am a proud father, my son is in medical college.

Banta: what is he studying?

Santa: He is not studying, they are studying him!!!!