Sardarji's mom's letter!

Dear Banta
Vahe Guru !

I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast..

We don't live where we did when you left home your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.

I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not  have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able  to bring our earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated Right above the commode. I'm not sure it works..
Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled  the chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The First time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy  to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off  and put  them in the pocket.

Your  father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass  at the cemetery. By  the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is  really badmash. He told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your  sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is A girl  or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your  uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but  he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for  three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill  his father's  last wishes. His father had wished to be buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

Foreigner meets sardar!

A Foreigner meets a sardar and greets him, "How do you do?"


Sardar replies "Its very personal...!, I cannot tell you! "

sardar in desert!

A sardar, a Japanese, and a Britisher were lost in the desert.
They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down,because
they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the
 Jeep as they continued their journey. The Japanese took the
radiator, the Britisher took the seat, and the sardar took the
door. After a while of walking the Britisher asked the Japanese
 "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?" The Japanese
responded, "If I get thirsty, I can drink the fluid." Next the
sardar asked the Britisher "Why did you bring the seat?" So
the Britisher said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand.
I can sit on this comfortable seat." Finally the Japanese asked the sardar why he had chosen the door. The sardar quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window."

parking in newyork city!

Before going to Europe on business, a sardar drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown NY City bank
and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer, taken aback, requested
collateral. "Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce", the sardar said. The loan officer
promptly had the car driven into the bank's underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him
$5,000. Two weeks later, the sardar walked through the bank's doors, and asked to settle up his
loan and get his car back. "That will be $5,000 in principal, and $20.30 in Interest", the loan
officer said. The sardar wrote out a check and started to walk away. "Wait sir", the loan officer
 said, "while you were gone, I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need
to borrow $5,000?" The sardar smiled. "Where else could I park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for
two weeks and pay only $20.30?

sardar back home after war!

A sardar comes from the war,after being away from his wife for 3 years...he is greeted by her and
his new 8 month old baby boy. The sardar's joy is unlimited and knows no bounds, but suddenly ,
he turn to her and asks,"how did you manage that? to have my son when i haven't seen you in over
3 years?" The wife, on realizing she might be exposed thinks and says" you weren't there, but i
had your picture didn't I? i managed with it". The sardar seems satisfied till he turn around and
says,"but love, the picture was only of my face!"